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Family is for life
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A rough season for gingers
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Most Wonderful Time of the Year
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Prosecc… Ho Ho Ho
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Christmas in this Economy
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But Wait There’s More
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Arsenal are Shit
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Man United are Shit
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Man City are Shit
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Chelsea are Shit
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Spurs are Shit
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Best Dad – Sarcasm
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Magnificent Bastard
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Fat Bastard
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Older, wiser but bit of a prick
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Happy Birthday you Fucking Bellend
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Happy Birthday Ginger Nuts
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Happy Birthday Favourite Knobhead
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Happy Birthday You Little Prick – Hedgehog
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Mam – sorry for being an annoying little shit
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Happy Birthday Tiny Tits
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Old as Fuck
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Happy birthday knob head
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Happy birthday ginger pubes
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Shit World
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Liverpool are Shit
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Wine Understands
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Dog Years
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Everton are Shit
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Newcastle are Shit
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Shits and giggles
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The most expensive part of having kids
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Can you put gin in a humidifier
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Another Bastard Birthday
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Big Gay Day
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Take the Bull by the horns
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Clever Twat
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Craft Beer Wanker
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Funny Dad
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Like father, like daughter
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Fathers day nursing home
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Sorry I was such a little Shit
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Free Cake
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Fuck You
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You are my Fucking favourite
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Good Luck & That
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Good Luck Tosser
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Good Luck Wanker
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Grumpy Bastard Fathers Day
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One year closer to needing a handrail
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Holy Shit you’re retiring
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Judging your beer selection
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My mam has balls – who needs a dad
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Married as Fuck
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Mortgage Wanker
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No Cash Inside
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Pension Wanker
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Dad thanks for raising me to be a proper fucking lady
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Shit just got real
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What the Fuck
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You were born
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Manatory Shag
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Favourite Husband
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Most Expensive Shag Ever
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Attention Seeking Cunt
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Get Well Soon Wanker
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Sorry you have the shits
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Fuck Cancer
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Happy Birthday Fat Bastard
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Happy Birthday Scrotbag
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Fuck off then
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You are Fucking Awesome
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Gym Wanker Happy Birthday
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